Why you should go to school

Kids, there is a reason why your mom nags you everyday. Everyday, even before the sun is up, she brushes your lazy ass off the warm and comfortable bed to the much hatred and disgusted school that is full of bullies and child-eating teachers. When you are thinking, "She's crazy!!", is where you are totally wrong. She wants you to be smart, be someone useful and intelligent. And, she never wants you to do things like...

Not knowing the right spelling for a place where planes land is either "airport" or "airprot"

The one who puts this doesn't care though. He just puts both...

Or not knowing that something that sounds totally harmless to you, is cyanide for others

Imagine a promoter approaches you and saying, "Could I interest you on some rape cheese, sir?"
p/s: It's no ordinary cheese though. It's EXPIRED cheese!

Or when you want to tell that your grandpa has passed away, are you going to tell others by, "My grandpa has no such road..."???

This one is truly, lost in translation...

Or......not knowing the existence of the letter "B", which explains why you call it "alphaphet", until now...

Mommy! Mommy! Can I pai a petik plizzz??

Sometimes I just don't understand these people.